A Funny Blog About Family, Travel, Home, & DIY’s For People Ok With Loose Instructions & A Few Eff Bombs

 
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Hi, thanks for stopping in! Here at Bring Mommy A Martini, I write to you just like I talk to my BFF’s about parenting (but it’s most certainly not your traditional “mommy” blog), home DIY’s for normal people who don’t have a torn-from-a-magazine house, but want their home to be comfy & cute, and how to keep a sense of humor among #allthethings life throws our way.

Oh and weight loss. Ugh.

Whether you’re looking for ideas on where to travel with kids, home decor and fun DIY’s, or heartfelt worries from a mom dealing with glitches in child-rearing, there’s something for everybody up in here.

 
 
 

Here’s the stuff you’ll see on Bring Mommy A Martini

 
 

•Around-the-home DIY’s for people who think they aren’t crafty

•Getting healthy for people who hate rabbit food, sweating, public-use stationary bicycle seats, or any drinkable substance that’s foamy **shudder**

•Raising kids to not be a-holes or burdens to society

•Marriage and relationship humor for people who want to see the underbelly of a relationship that has lasted nearly a quarter-century with zero murders to date

•Traveling to faraway places with family, including all the pain-in-the-ass things we go through in the name of “making memories.”