Yay! Here's what you need to know about my brand:
Bring Mommy A Martini is a humor blog where I talk a lot about parenting, but it's not your traditional "mommy blog."
My voice is humorous, conversational, and sometimes a little sarcastic, but always warm and kind. My content is geared toward women 35-54 with kids who are a little older. They have a sense of humor and they want to be entertained.
Topics on the blog are:
•Around-the-home DIY’s for people who think they aren’t crafty
•Getting healthy for people who hate rabbit food, sweating, public-use stationary bicycle seats, or any drinkable substance that’s foamy **shudder**
•Raising kids to not be a-holes or burdens to society
•Marriage and relationship humor for people who want to see the underbelly of a relationship that has lasted nearly a quarter-century with zero murders to date
•Traveling to faraway places and all around Texas with family, including all the pain-in-the-ass things we go through in the name of “making memories.”
Have a sense of humor
Are into being nice as a person, and aren’t put off by an eloquently placed eff bomb
Have older kids (elementary school age up to adult children)
Are women who have busy lifestyles, trying to balance family, work, and social lives
Want quick and easy recipes and household shortcuts & tips
Enjoy a fun, but not terribly complicated DIY
Are animal lovers - especially dogs (side note: never trust someone who doesn't like dogs)
Love quality time with their kids, but admit (if only to themselves) that sometimes an iPad has to be called in as a babysitter.