It’s starting to feel like fall!
Oh wait. No it isn’t.
Even if you doused the scorching earth with iced pumpkin spice lattes pumped straight from gushing firehoses across the entire God-forsaken state of Texas, it wouldn't cool down here until late October and sometimes well into November.*
But these vibes ain’t gonna change themselves, so the time is NOW to get some fall feelin’ up in herr (not a typo).